Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
