Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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