Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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