We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
