also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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