Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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