ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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