Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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