YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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