i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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