normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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