At least make sure they are 18
Why
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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