just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
And then he peed in my hair
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