can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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