Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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