I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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