as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
