Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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