He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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