My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
