...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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