I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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