I wannas sexs uuuuu
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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