oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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