If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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