shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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