i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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