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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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