you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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