Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I love black thongs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
