Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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