Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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