Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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