We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
All the doctor said was why
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