Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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