so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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