that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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