Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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