No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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