fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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