garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Your dad touched me again.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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