butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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