im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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