i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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