My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
