How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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