just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Randomize
