check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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