what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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