I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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