Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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